SUMMERTIME MORATORIUM
I posted this to my bulletin board, I figured I would shyare this with the my space community and to those who patronize kennyburns.com
Enjoy!
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Hello,
This one is for the ladies. Unfortunately myspace cannot distinguish between men and women (among other things) so if your a guy, you might agree with me on some of these.
This might be borderline sexist (if not at all) but here is the deal. I am sick and tired of some women not giving a crap about how they look before they leave the house. Since I am in Maryland, the way we solve problems that we don't want to deal with is through a moratorium or by just saying no. So this summer, I am declaring the following two things I am sick and tired of seeing.
1. NO MORE CHINESE SLIPPERS!
Most women where them with everything....STOP THAT! They are not a substitute for a dress shoe or a casual shoe. BTW, if a hole is starting to form, throw them out.
2. FLIP FLOPS.
See above. But I want to particularly focus on the next one.
2a. FLIP FLOPS WITH THE ONE BIG ..@% FLOWER ON TOP.
If you have a pair, these are the four words that should have been told to you long time ago....THEY ARE NOT CUTE!
They never were, never will be. Most of them look like female clown slippers. It's bad enough that you buy the item mention in number 2, the flower or flowers on top do not make it fancier.
Further more, if you know you are going to be in public view for a long time, lotion, vaseline or cocoa butter cream should be your best friend. BTW, white people get ashy too!
Taking care of these items during the summer, will make the world feel better. We don't have to think of creative ways of saying nice stuff, nor do we have to lie to your face. Now you know the truth.
Now as always....If this does not apply to you, then you should not be offended.
HAVE A SAFE, and FABULOUS LOOKING SUMMER. :)
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Very Busy Weekend
ANNAPOLIS, Md. -- I am freaking pooped. In the past couple of days, I did two morning shows, live reports from the Maryland Martitime Heritage Festival (picture with Coastie coming soon) and I met five of the U.S. Senate candidates in Maryland.
My house is looking so good right about now. I've been meaning to add some pics so look for some for then and now (hopefully more now.)
Oh lest I forget, those of you in Carroll County, I pop up every now and then on WTTR Oldies 1470 whenever state news breaks out over the weekend (am I a plug whore or what.)
More later from lovely South Laurel, out.
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